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> 從上海證券 報節錄了幾則短文與您分享                     
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> 2008年進入股市者：                                                
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> 武松進去，肉鬆出來；寶馬進去，自行車出來；         
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> 皮大衣進去，三點式出來；老闆進去，打工仔出來；                    
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> 鱷魚進去，壁虎出來；蟒蛇進去，蚯蚓出來；                          
> 老虎進去，小貓出來；別墅進去，草棚出來；                          
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> 站著進去，躺著出來；牽著狗進去；被狗牽出來；                      
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> 坐火箭進去，坐潛艇出來；                                          
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> 總之，就是地球進去也會變乒乓球出來                                
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> 當我們沒進入股市的時候，傻子也都在賺錢；                            
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> 當我們興沖沖地闖進去後，才發現自己太傻啦。                      
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> 天蒼蒼，野茫茫，今年的股市太渺茫；                                
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> 水彎彎，路長長，被套的日子還很長。                                
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> 風蕭蕭兮股市寒，鈔票一去兮不復還。  

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> 某日股市大跌，張三下午收盤後很是鬱悶，回到家哩，碰巧兒子放學回家，

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> 叫了聲 " 爹"，張三勃然大怒," 不能叫跌 (爹 ) 要叫價漲〈家長 )"。                                
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>  晚上張三的弟弟張四來串門子，進門後叫了聲 " 哥" ，張三拉長了臉：  
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>  " 不能叫割 (哥 ) ，要叫凶漲 (兄長 )。                            
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