By the time I was your age, I really thought I knew who I was, but I had no idea. Like, for example, when I was your age, I was dating MEN. So what I'm saying is: "when your are older, most of you will be gay."

I know that a lof of your are concerned about your future, but there is no need to worry, the economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just FINE, it's gonna be great! You've already survived the hurricane, what else can happen to you? And as I mentioned before, some of the most devastating thing that happens to you will teach you the most. Now you know the right question to ask for your first job interview, like "IS IT ABOVE SEA LEVEL?" I guess what I'm trying to say is, life is like one big Mardi Gras, but instead of showing your boob, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, you'll have more beads than you'll know what to do with.

And if you don't remember a thing I said today, remember this: you're gonna be OK.