I. The Fellowship of Grandma Con

Grandma Comes
Jerry Runs
Rice thinks it fun
But I see Jerry crying on the ground
Cause this semester he might be gone
And never see the sun
Grandma doesn't think herself, wrong
Now every day Jerry feels so down
He roars loudly and strong
“Hell for Grandma Con”


II. Two Classes

Too lazy, too lazy
I'm so lazy that I write so much
For Grandma Con correcting

Too lazy, too lazy
Jerry is so lazy that he burns the midnight oil
To write so many

Too many, too many
Grandma hates too many
But what the hell for her leaving too many at last one minute

Too many too many
Grandma likes too many
Too many reasons to flunk me, myself and Irene

So funny, so funny
It's so funny we have to watch and collect
The pieces of a so-so movie for whole semester

“Grandma is hard-working!” Rice says
Just like us students
Do everything at last few minutes
That makes her no difference


III. The Return of Jerry

“He would never be defeated, he would never die. He just falls asleep, but one day he would return.”—“The Prophecy”

Rice picks up the phone
Her face turns horrible and gray
"Oh my God he's back!"
Her voice becomes shivering and frightening
Then she's fainting

Emi knows the story about a monster
Even Grandma and Ken could not kill
Before they give up and leave
She sees the news in shocking words
"I'm back again"

He's a nine-live cat who would never die
He's Jesus' son so he always survives
All his enemies are angry and gone
That's why he always has a lot of fun

Run Ken run
Run Grandma Con
He wakes up now
Everybody pays attention
Let me introduce
The return of Jerry