現在有三條組裝線當機
損失高達數十億
而我卻手腳麻痺四肢無力移動身體像在打太極開口哈欠不忘打噴嚏

醫生說我這是生活安逸輕微縱慾
戶外風和日麗花香鳥語只要保持活力閒情寄趣不需打針或藥劑
聽來簡直是貴婦晚宴上的連環屁 聲聲都細細打裡

我其實是重度憂鬱靈肉漸漸離異導致部分官能失憶
像小鳥折了羽翼只能享受殘廢的Free
像水庫破了底生命的能量加速失去
希望把自己關在可樂鋁罐裡永遠和世界隔離
或者讓智商持續降低所有發生過的事情在兩秒間忘記

啊咿 去XX的手機響起 20世紀留下來最自以為是的機器不知道是你控制它還是它控制你
對方傳來老闆堅定的語氣

Dear bastard Eric, it's a great opportunity. Only if make customer happy, we'll be rich like walking on a diamond sea. Think! Although global Economy goes into bankruptcy, we are so lucky. Be busy and get money. What a fucking shining dream!
(又在號召黃花崗起義要大家碧血灑滿地前仆後繼死而後矣)

Yes, yes, a fantastic dream it should be. But it does not seem so easy. The machines are damaged. There’re volumes of inventory with poor quality. Customers are going to be crazy. Employees have no energy. Everybody's looking at higher salary. And I am sleepy.

聽老闆的鼓勵充滿想像力像在爬雲梯不是沒道理卻總是越爬越不著邊際
真想勸他省點力一起來瓶 Whiskey or Brandy好好喝個爛醉如泥一次發洩個徹底


或者帶著賓拉登那毀滅性的創意和勇氣狠狠打一場AOE打他個沒天沒地的幾個星期








by 艾力克 <相貌平常 四肢正常 IQ異常>