2007-11-19 21:48:43C.C. Kiske
NBA 球員發音正確教學
這2年遇到與勇士對戰的賽事，總像大聯盟 @COL 要展開飯特稀大獵殺一般。勇士本季平均失分 114.3分、被命中率 49.58%、被傳出 27.4 次助攻等數據仍穩坐聯盟倒數第一，每場搶輸 6.3 顆板子也是慘不忍睹。勇士的確需要一位門神來鎮一鎮禁區，當然，他必須是位跑得起來的大個。
當教頭 Don Nelson 於 04 球季還在小牛執教的時候，從非洲剛果找來了7呎大漢 DJ Mbenga，但在來不及有所表現，今年2月份就跌破了他的膝蓋，需要執行重大手術，小牛決定與他解約，儘管仍有一只3年 3.8M 的合約（建仔明年薪水有這麼多嗎？）。
Mbenga 過去在比利時打過聯賽，籃板與阻攻能力已是公認的商標，來到勇士應能馬上融入 Nellie 的攻擊系統。在 Nellie教頭不信任菜鳥球員（尤其是菜大個）的歷史紀錄來看，背號挑選 #28 的 Mbenga，將以他的動能和熱情，在遇上禁區較強悍的球隊，勇士的中鋒位置不再只有 Al Harrington 或 Austin Croshere 可供輪替。
剛果仔的姓氏真是奇怪，Mbenga 的第一個字母不發音，（發音：Ben-ga），那個『M』是掛心酸的嗎？ 以下整理了 NBA 怪名怪姓，給你正確的發音，屆時打開電視可以順便笑笑轉播人員發音的誤謬：
Boston Celtics
• Rajon Rondo... RYE-zhahn
• Leon Powe... PO
• Brian Scalabrine... scal-a-breen-eee
New Jersey Nets
• Nenad Krstic... NEY-nad KRIS-tich
• Bostjan Nachbar... Boast-john Nock-bar
• Jamaal Magloire... mag-LORE
Philadelphia 76ers
• Samuel Dalembert... dal-em-BEAR
• Andre Iguodala... e-gu-doll-a
• Shavlik Randolph... SHAV-lick
Toronto Raptors
• Andrea Bargnani... AN-dre-a BARN-neon-ee
• Jose Calderon... HO-zay CALL-der-own
• Jorge Garbajosa... Hor-HAY Gar-BA-hosa
• Rasho Nesterovic... RAH-show Neh-STARE-oh-vitch
Chicago Bulls
• Luol Deng... Lu-owl Dang
• Chris Duhon... Du-Hon
• Kirk Hinrich... HINE-rick
• Viktor Khryapa... Veek-tor KREE-ah-pah
• Andres Nocioni... an-dreis No-SEE-oni
• Thabo Sefolosha... TAH-bow Sef-o-LOSH-a
• Tyrus Thomas... TIE-rus
Cleveland Cavaliers
• Zydrunas Ilgauskas... zih-DROON-is ill-GOW-skus
Detroit Pistons
• Nazr Mohammed... NAH-zee
Indiana Pacers
• Ike Diogu... DEE-ah-goo
• bTravis Diener... DEE-nuhr
Milwaukee Bucks
• Royal Ivey... roy-AL
• Jake Voskuhl... VOS-kull
• Andrew Bogut... BOW-goot
• Dan Gadzuric... gahd-zu-REACH
• David Noel... like ”The First Noel”
Atlanta Hawks
• Tyronn Lue...Tir-ron
• Zaza Pachulia... Za-Za Pa-CHUL-e-ya
• Salim Stoudamire... Suh-LEEM
Charlotte Bobcats
• Primoz Brezec... PREE-mosh BREZ-ich
• Emeka Okafor... A-MEK-a O-ka-for
Miami Heat
• Udonis Haslem... U-donis
• Mark Blount... BLOWNT
Orlando Magic
• Trevor Ariza... A-ree-za
• Tony Battie... buh-TEE
• Keyon Dooling... KEY-ahn
• Hedo Turkoglu... HE-dough TURK-a-lou
Washington Wizards
• Andray Blatche... Ann-Dray Blotch
• Darius Songaila... Son-Guy-Luh
• Etan Thomas... ah-Tahn
Denver Nuggets
• Yakhouba Diawara... ya-KOO-ba DEE-a-WA-ra
• Eduardo Najera... na-HA-rah
• Linas Kleiza... LIN-as CLAY-za
• Nene... nuh-NAY
Minnesota Timberwolves
• Marko Jaric... YAR-ich
Portland Trail Blazers
• Joel Przybilla... priz-BILL-a
Seattle SuperSonics
• Wally Szczerbiak... SIR-bee-ack
• Delonte West... DELL-on-tay
• Mickael Gelabale... MEE-kah-el Jhay-la-BAHL
• Johan Petro... Yo-haan Pay-tro
• Mouhamed Sene... MO-hah-med SEH-nay
Utah Jazz
• Jarron Collins... JARE-in
• Gordan Giricek... Gor-DAN Gear-ra-Check
• Andrei Kirilenko... kir-A-len-ko
• Deron Williams... DARE-in
Golden State Warriors
• Austin Croshere... Crow-sure
• Andris Biedrins... AHN-dris BE-a-drinsh
• Monta Ellis... MON-tay
• DJ Mbenga... Ben-ga
Los Angeles Clippers
• Chris Kaman... KAY-man
• Corey Maggette... ma-GETT-ee
• Dan Dickau... DICK-cow
Los Angeles Lakers
• Chris Mihm... MIM
• Vladimir Radmanovic... VLAD-a-meer rod-MON-o-vich
• Sasha Vujacic... VOO_yah-chich
Phoenix Suns
• Leandro Barbosa... lee-AN-dro BAR-bow-sa
• Boris Diaw... Dee-OW
• Eric Piatkowski... pie-it-COW-ski
• Amare Stoudemire... ah-MAHR-ay
Sacramento Kings
• Mikki Moore... Mike-ee
• John Salmons... SAL-mons
Dallas Mavericks
• Jose Barea... Ba-RAY-ah
• Dirk Nowitzki... na-VIT-ski
Houston Rockets
• Shane Battier... BATTY-ay
• Dikembe Mutombo... di-KEM-bay moo-TUM-bow
Memphis Grizzlies
• Pau Gasol... Pow! Ga-Soll
• Tarence Kinsey... TOR-ence
New Orleans Hornets
• Melvin Ely... EEE-lie
• Rasual Butler... rah-sue-uhl
• Jannero Pargo... JUH-nare-O
• Peja Stojakovic... STOY-ak-O-vich
• Marcus Vinicius... va-NEE-shus
San Antonio Spurs
• Emanuel ”Manu” Ginobili... MAN-u gi-NOB-blee
• Fabricio Oberto... Fah-BREE-cee-o O-bear-toe
• Ime Udoka... ee-MAY you-DOH-ka
當教頭 Don Nelson 於 04 球季還在小牛執教的時候，從非洲剛果找來了7呎大漢 DJ Mbenga，但在來不及有所表現，今年2月份就跌破了他的膝蓋，需要執行重大手術，小牛決定與他解約，儘管仍有一只3年 3.8M 的合約（建仔明年薪水有這麼多嗎？）。
Mbenga 過去在比利時打過聯賽，籃板與阻攻能力已是公認的商標，來到勇士應能馬上融入 Nellie 的攻擊系統。在 Nellie教頭不信任菜鳥球員（尤其是菜大個）的歷史紀錄來看，背號挑選 #28 的 Mbenga，將以他的動能和熱情，在遇上禁區較強悍的球隊，勇士的中鋒位置不再只有 Al Harrington 或 Austin Croshere 可供輪替。
剛果仔的姓氏真是奇怪，Mbenga 的第一個字母不發音，（發音：Ben-ga），那個『M』是掛心酸的嗎？ 以下整理了 NBA 怪名怪姓，給你正確的發音，屆時打開電視可以順便笑笑轉播人員發音的誤謬：
Boston Celtics
• Rajon Rondo... RYE-zhahn
• Leon Powe... PO
• Brian Scalabrine... scal-a-breen-eee
New Jersey Nets
• Nenad Krstic... NEY-nad KRIS-tich
• Bostjan Nachbar... Boast-john Nock-bar
• Jamaal Magloire... mag-LORE
Philadelphia 76ers
• Samuel Dalembert... dal-em-BEAR
• Andre Iguodala... e-gu-doll-a
• Shavlik Randolph... SHAV-lick
Toronto Raptors
• Andrea Bargnani... AN-dre-a BARN-neon-ee
• Jose Calderon... HO-zay CALL-der-own
• Jorge Garbajosa... Hor-HAY Gar-BA-hosa
• Rasho Nesterovic... RAH-show Neh-STARE-oh-vitch
Chicago Bulls
• Luol Deng... Lu-owl Dang
• Chris Duhon... Du-Hon
• Kirk Hinrich... HINE-rick
• Viktor Khryapa... Veek-tor KREE-ah-pah
• Andres Nocioni... an-dreis No-SEE-oni
• Thabo Sefolosha... TAH-bow Sef-o-LOSH-a
• Tyrus Thomas... TIE-rus
Cleveland Cavaliers
• Zydrunas Ilgauskas... zih-DROON-is ill-GOW-skus
Detroit Pistons
• Nazr Mohammed... NAH-zee
Indiana Pacers
• Ike Diogu... DEE-ah-goo
• bTravis Diener... DEE-nuhr
Milwaukee Bucks
• Royal Ivey... roy-AL
• Jake Voskuhl... VOS-kull
• Andrew Bogut... BOW-goot
• Dan Gadzuric... gahd-zu-REACH
• David Noel... like ”The First Noel”
Atlanta Hawks
• Tyronn Lue...Tir-ron
• Zaza Pachulia... Za-Za Pa-CHUL-e-ya
• Salim Stoudamire... Suh-LEEM
Charlotte Bobcats
• Primoz Brezec... PREE-mosh BREZ-ich
• Emeka Okafor... A-MEK-a O-ka-for
Miami Heat
• Udonis Haslem... U-donis
• Mark Blount... BLOWNT
Orlando Magic
• Trevor Ariza... A-ree-za
• Tony Battie... buh-TEE
• Keyon Dooling... KEY-ahn
• Hedo Turkoglu... HE-dough TURK-a-lou
Washington Wizards
• Andray Blatche... Ann-Dray Blotch
• Darius Songaila... Son-Guy-Luh
• Etan Thomas... ah-Tahn
Denver Nuggets
• Yakhouba Diawara... ya-KOO-ba DEE-a-WA-ra
• Eduardo Najera... na-HA-rah
• Linas Kleiza... LIN-as CLAY-za
• Nene... nuh-NAY
Minnesota Timberwolves
• Marko Jaric... YAR-ich
Portland Trail Blazers
• Joel Przybilla... priz-BILL-a
Seattle SuperSonics
• Wally Szczerbiak... SIR-bee-ack
• Delonte West... DELL-on-tay
• Mickael Gelabale... MEE-kah-el Jhay-la-BAHL
• Johan Petro... Yo-haan Pay-tro
• Mouhamed Sene... MO-hah-med SEH-nay
Utah Jazz
• Jarron Collins... JARE-in
• Gordan Giricek... Gor-DAN Gear-ra-Check
• Andrei Kirilenko... kir-A-len-ko
• Deron Williams... DARE-in
Golden State Warriors
• Austin Croshere... Crow-sure
• Andris Biedrins... AHN-dris BE-a-drinsh
• Monta Ellis... MON-tay
• DJ Mbenga... Ben-ga
Los Angeles Clippers
• Chris Kaman... KAY-man
• Corey Maggette... ma-GETT-ee
• Dan Dickau... DICK-cow
Los Angeles Lakers
• Chris Mihm... MIM
• Vladimir Radmanovic... VLAD-a-meer rod-MON-o-vich
• Sasha Vujacic... VOO_yah-chich
Phoenix Suns
• Leandro Barbosa... lee-AN-dro BAR-bow-sa
• Boris Diaw... Dee-OW
• Eric Piatkowski... pie-it-COW-ski
• Amare Stoudemire... ah-MAHR-ay
Sacramento Kings
• Mikki Moore... Mike-ee
• John Salmons... SAL-mons
Dallas Mavericks
• Jose Barea... Ba-RAY-ah
• Dirk Nowitzki... na-VIT-ski
Houston Rockets
• Shane Battier... BATTY-ay
• Dikembe Mutombo... di-KEM-bay moo-TUM-bow
Memphis Grizzlies
• Pau Gasol... Pow! Ga-Soll
• Tarence Kinsey... TOR-ence
New Orleans Hornets
• Melvin Ely... EEE-lie
• Rasual Butler... rah-sue-uhl
• Jannero Pargo... JUH-nare-O
• Peja Stojakovic... STOY-ak-O-vich
• Marcus Vinicius... va-NEE-shus
San Antonio Spurs
• Emanuel ”Manu” Ginobili... MAN-u gi-NOB-blee
• Fabricio Oberto... Fah-BREE-cee-o O-bear-toe
• Ime Udoka... ee-MAY you-DOH-ka