2007-05-14 23:08:00… 沉澱西風 ～☆
Man’s point of view 男人觀點
Man’s point of view
男人觀點
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都該熱愛動物：牠們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
節約用水：和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
愛你的鄰居，但別被”抓包”。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人，
每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都該結婚；畢竟，幸福快樂並不是生命的全部。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人絕不結婚；當他們結了婚，就不是聰明人了，
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功，是個關係名詞，他會給你帶來很多沒有關係的關係。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
千萬別把工作拖到明天，今天能拖的今天就拖。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照相，需要“暗房”來培養顯影。
Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會生意外，
車子後座的意外會生小孩。
”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
”你的未來有賴於你的夢想”，所以，去睡覺吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有比每一天一大早就起床更好的方式，來開始每一天。
God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
老天決定了親戚；感謝老天，我們還能選擇我們的朋友。
A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
衣衫就像有刺的圍籬；
它防護了“建築物”，卻不限制你觀賞。
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
學習的越多，知道的越多；
知道的越多，忘掉的越多；
忘掉的越多，知道的越少；
那，何苦去學習？！
男人觀點
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都該熱愛動物：牠們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
節約用水：和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
愛你的鄰居，但別被”抓包”。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人，
每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都該結婚；畢竟，幸福快樂並不是生命的全部。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人絕不結婚；當他們結了婚，就不是聰明人了，
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功，是個關係名詞，他會給你帶來很多沒有關係的關係。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
千萬別把工作拖到明天，今天能拖的今天就拖。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照相，需要“暗房”來培養顯影。
Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會生意外，
車子後座的意外會生小孩。
”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
”你的未來有賴於你的夢想”，所以，去睡覺吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有比每一天一大早就起床更好的方式，來開始每一天。
God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
老天決定了親戚；感謝老天，我們還能選擇我們的朋友。
A dress is like a barbed fence.
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
衣衫就像有刺的圍籬；
它防護了“建築物”，卻不限制你觀賞。
The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why bother to learn.
學習的越多，知道的越多；
知道的越多，忘掉的越多；
忘掉的越多，知道的越少；
那，何苦去學習？！