2006-06-07 17:06:51『貓仔』
【转自策礼的SPACE的一些小文章】
Girl: do you think im pretty?
Boy: no
Girl: do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: no
Girl: do you like me?
Boy: no
Girl: do you want me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if i left?
Boy: no
Girl: would you do anything for me?
Boy: no way
Girl: what do you choose your life or me?
Boy: my life
The girl runs off crying in pain, and the boy runs after her, grabs her hand and tells her...The reason why your not pretty is because you’r beautiful. The reason why you never cross my mind is because you’r always on my mind. The reason why i dont like you is because i love you. The reason why i don’t want you is because i need you. The reason why i won’t cry if you left is because i would die if you left. The reason why i won’t do anything for you is because i would do everything for you. The reason why i choose my life is because you are my life!...
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I’m not the boy,but I’m ur Kalee!
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最美的十大经典爱情句子
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don‘t love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don’t try so hard，the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
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老婆说明书
药品使用说明书：
【品名】民间俗称老婆，正式场合可称妻子或内人；现亦叫达令。
【化学名称】woman
【成分】水、血液和脂肪类碳水化合物，气味幽香。
【理化性质】性质活泼，根据情况可分为一价（嫁）、二价（嫁）、三价（嫁）。。。。n价（嫁）。易溶于蜜语、甜言；在真情、钻石，金钱、豪宅的催化下熔点降低。难溶于白丁
【性状】本品为可乐状的凹凸物，表面光洁，涂有各种化妆品、对钻石，铂金有强烈的亲和力；羞涩时产生红移现象；生气产生蓝移（绿移）本品随时间推移产生黄移，形状会有所改变，但不影响继续使用。
【功能主治】
主治单身恐惧症顽疾，对失恋和相思病也有明显效果。
【用法用量】 建议一生一片。
【注意事项】本品仅适用于单身之成年男性。服用时需小心谨慎，如药品导致使用者出现耳朵变软（钯耳朵）、惧内、气管炎等现象，则必须马上找相关专业医师咨询，并在医生指导下使用；没有则可继续使用。多吃有致命的过敏反应，吃2种以上即导致不良的相互作用！
【规格】通常为45千克至 千克，如出现特殊超重情况，请男人加强锻炼或找健康医生处理。
【贮藏】常温下妥善保存，室内通风处最佳；如在室外，则需避免女性、帅 哥成群处。使用期间，尤忌本品夜不归宿。
【包装】各种时装、首饰、手袋，并随季节变化随时更换。
【有效期】视幸福程度而定，最长可达一生；最短，一天也可能失效。
【批准文号】正式批准文号见钻戒说明书内页。
【生产企业】老丈母和老丈人。
【禁忌】无论什么时候，都不能公用
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Man vs Woman
Man vs Woman
I read something very interesting today.
As follows:
Momey:
A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.
A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn’t need.
Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Happiness:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Life:
Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.
Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t
change and she does.
Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Haha, not entirely exact but quite interesting and funny^-^
Especially the last point, which made all the girls in my QQ group gambol, expressing theri agreement by saying ” I couldn’t agree more”, ”raise my legs to agree” or something like that, haha.
PIC 下午改的图~~~呵呵~~~
很少改图，经验不足~~~
Boy: no
Girl: do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: no
Girl: do you like me?
Boy: no
Girl: do you want me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if i left?
Boy: no
Girl: would you do anything for me?
Boy: no way
Girl: what do you choose your life or me?
Boy: my life
The girl runs off crying in pain, and the boy runs after her, grabs her hand and tells her...The reason why your not pretty is because you’r beautiful. The reason why you never cross my mind is because you’r always on my mind. The reason why i dont like you is because i love you. The reason why i don’t want you is because i need you. The reason why i won’t cry if you left is because i would die if you left. The reason why i won’t do anything for you is because i would do everything for you. The reason why i choose my life is because you are my life!...
＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝
I’m not the boy,but I’m ur Kalee!
====================================================================
最美的十大经典爱情句子
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don‘t love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don’t try so hard，the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
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老婆说明书
药品使用说明书：
【品名】民间俗称老婆，正式场合可称妻子或内人；现亦叫达令。
【化学名称】woman
【成分】水、血液和脂肪类碳水化合物，气味幽香。
【理化性质】性质活泼，根据情况可分为一价（嫁）、二价（嫁）、三价（嫁）。。。。n价（嫁）。易溶于蜜语、甜言；在真情、钻石，金钱、豪宅的催化下熔点降低。难溶于白丁
【性状】本品为可乐状的凹凸物，表面光洁，涂有各种化妆品、对钻石，铂金有强烈的亲和力；羞涩时产生红移现象；生气产生蓝移（绿移）本品随时间推移产生黄移，形状会有所改变，但不影响继续使用。
【功能主治】
主治单身恐惧症顽疾，对失恋和相思病也有明显效果。
【用法用量】 建议一生一片。
【注意事项】本品仅适用于单身之成年男性。服用时需小心谨慎，如药品导致使用者出现耳朵变软（钯耳朵）、惧内、气管炎等现象，则必须马上找相关专业医师咨询，并在医生指导下使用；没有则可继续使用。多吃有致命的过敏反应，吃2种以上即导致不良的相互作用！
【规格】通常为45千克至 千克，如出现特殊超重情况，请男人加强锻炼或找健康医生处理。
【贮藏】常温下妥善保存，室内通风处最佳；如在室外，则需避免女性、帅 哥成群处。使用期间，尤忌本品夜不归宿。
【包装】各种时装、首饰、手袋，并随季节变化随时更换。
【有效期】视幸福程度而定，最长可达一生；最短，一天也可能失效。
【批准文号】正式批准文号见钻戒说明书内页。
【生产企业】老丈母和老丈人。
【禁忌】无论什么时候，都不能公用
=====================================================================
Man vs Woman
Man vs Woman
I read something very interesting today.
As follows:
Momey:
A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.
A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn’t need.
Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Happiness:
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Life:
Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die than single men.
Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t
change and she does.
Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Haha, not entirely exact but quite interesting and funny^-^
Especially the last point, which made all the girls in my QQ group gambol, expressing theri agreement by saying ” I couldn’t agree more”, ”raise my legs to agree” or something like that, haha.
PIC 下午改的图~~~呵呵~~~
很少改图，经验不足~~~
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