Send in the clowns

Isn’t it rich, aren’t we a pair
Me here at last on the ground - you in mid-air
Where are the clowns

Isn’t it bliss, don’t you approve
One who keeps tearing around, one who can’t move
Where are the clowns ? There ought to be clowns

Just when I stopped, opening doors
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines no one is there

Don’t you love farce, my fault I fear
I thought that you’d want what I want, sorry my dear
But where are the clowns ? send in the clowns
Don’t bother, they’re here

Isn’t it rich, isn’t it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the clowns, there ought to be clowns
Well maybe next year

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這裡有詹姆斯龐德的老闆現場表演，她這樣去超級星光大道會被扣很多分，但十個楊宗緯也不會唱得比她好。同時還可以看到好多人唱這首歌，伊麗莎白泰勒那一場對嘴的不知道為什麼明明這麼慘的，男人都放狠話跑掉了，聽她唱卻充滿喜感，誰能比她慘，send in the clowns。另有芭芭拉史翠珊，她的名字用注音輸入法打出來意境真的很低，第一次聽到這首歌是她唱的，那時還不知道她的演唱會售票皆天價卻賣座極高，她好醜啊不過機伶的的拉維比她還醜，可我喜歡她唱歌發音個個咬字清晰，有力的抑揚頓挫，買了好多好多她的專輯後才知道在美國男生不能隨便聽她的歌；即使她這麼會唱，朱蒂丹契還是比她厲害，但明明是朱蒂柯林斯才讓這首歌重見天日的。

都三點了室友到外面還是不肯拉屎，我不得不懷疑他們是不是早在我回家前就拉出來又吃光了。我一次又一次把門打開讓他們出去，他們只好奇抬高了頭嗅聞空氣，舔舔牆上流下的雨水，接著在地上滾出一身濕淋淋，進門又跳上我已經棄守的沙發，現在連毛毯也要放棄，乾洗這麼貴，那就別洗了。等待兩坨狗屎如果陀般遲遲不來，我都連到日落大道去聽葛倫克螺絲了，小丑看來也不用上場，他們已經在這裡了。