Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯繫).

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.

”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
”現在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧.