那日友人從msn的那端傳來了一首極好聽的英文歌曲：Marvin Gaye 的Let\\\’s Get It On。
這首歌節奏明快調皮性感，常會出現在好萊塢影片裡，朋友笑稱他會直譯成「我們做愛吧」，而那正是它會出現在影片裡的時機，不過從來沒有專心聽過歌詞。
「看看他的歌詞吧！很有趣的！」
於是這次有機會，順著友人給的連結，專心地伴著歌曲好好欣賞了一遍：

I\\\’ve been really trying, baby
Trying to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, come on
Oh, come on, ooh

Let\\\’s get it on, oh baby, let\\\’s get it on, let\\\’s love baby
Let\\\’s get it on, sugar, let\\\’s get it on, ooh

We\\\’re all sensitive people with so much to give
Understand me, sugar, Since we got to be here, let\\\’s live
I love you

There\\\’s nothing wrong with me loving you, baby no no
And giving yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true, oh baby, ooh

Don\\\’t you know how sweet and wonderful life can be, ooh
I\\\’m asking you, baby to get it on with me, ooh

Ooh, I ain\\\’t gonna worry, I ain\\\’t gonna push
I won\\\’t push you, baby

So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, baby
Stop beating around the trees, yeah

Let\\\’s get it on, ooh, let\\\’s get it on, you know what I\\\’m talkin\\\’ about
Come on, baby, hey, let the love come out
If you believe in love, let\\\’s get it on
Ooh, let\\\’s get it on, baby, let\\\’s get it on, yeah
Let\\\’s get it on, hee

I know you know what I\\\’ve been dreamin\\\’ of, don\\\’t you baby
My whole body ????, ah help me I ain\\\’t gonna worry, no, I ain\\\’t gonna push
I won\\\’t push you, baby, ooh

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, darling
Stop beating around the bush, oh

Gonna get it on, ??? you, baby, I wanna get it on
You don\\\’t have to worry that it\\\’s wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you good
Let your love come down, oh, get it on
Come on, baby, girl you done made it
I\\\’ve been satisfied, hey
Girl, you give me good feelings – ooh

看完卻忍不住疑問起來…….到底，歌詞裡講了一堆，重點就只是要哄得女人上床完事，然後完事後只有兩句話 ”I\\\’ve been satisfied, hey.” “Girl, you give me good feelings – ooh”

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相信我，男人們，如果一個女人真的要跟你上床，她真的不需要聽你廢話那麼多！講那麼多大概會被認作是廢話很多的豬頭，或是性能力有障礙以此拖延。如果一個女人真的需要聽這一大堆廢話才跟你上床，警告你，她主要需要的昰被呵護的感覺，如果最終只用兩句話了事，你別想要有Happy ending了。

為什麼有此分別呢？性觀念開放??
別傻了….以這種籠統說法可以一語帶過只會突顯一個人的無知與淺見。

如果兩人情意相通、感情成熟，應該一個吻或是一個觸碰，就足以愛火遼原了。女人也有賀爾蒙的好不好？！這時後，拜託，閉嘴！情話太多成廢話！沒聽過actions speak louder than work嗎?她不須要這時後聽一堆話來卻定你們的關係，或以你的甜蜜言語做為自己享受感官歡愉的借口。

情話是令人迷醉的!不過請搞對場合，還有，適量就好!!

如果一個女人需要聽得如歌詞裡的狀態描述的軟語呢喃，基本性格昰不成熟的依賴，她必須要知道自己是捧在手心被呵護，就像是小公主，所有的在身邊的一切必須是為她準備好的。既然如此，如果這種感覺一但在完事後消失(就像是歌詞裡最後只以兩句話表達感受，大概對她來說像是被草菅人命…….)，跟你保證你們之間絕對上演被責怪成達到本壘就成無賴的萬惡負心漢的戲碼。會很煩、很白爛，你應該也摸不著頭緒自己到底那裡錯了，其實錯就錯在你風情萬種的浪漫詩意，是太自以為是找錯對像上床得的豬頭！



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photo by Chilli