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【親切的叮嚀~天氣濕冷喔！】+04

請看完。
尤其是最後一張的表情超好笑地。
祝妳 天天要愉快喔！

最近~天氣都是濕冷的，要注意身體保暖喔！
記得~ 多穿件衣服出門喔！

可是，還是有人不聽話........

小姐，妳...就不能多穿件衣服嗎？

【Farm dog and baby piglet】+04

Awww Cute！

A giant farm dog and a tiny piglet cuddle up as if they were family after the baby runt was dismissed by its own mother.

Surrogate mum Katjinga, an eight-year-old Rhodesian Ridgeback, took on motherly duties for grunter Paulinchen - a tiny pot-bellied pig - and seems to be taking the adoption in her stride.

Lonely Paulinchen was luckily discovered moments from death and placed in the care of the dog who gladly accepted it as one of her own. Thankfully for the two-week old mini porker, Katjinga fell in love with her at first sight and saved her bacon.

Motherly love: Baby piglet feeds on its new surrogate mum

And the unlikely relationship has made the wrinkly piggy a genuine sausage dog. In these adorable images Paulinchen can even be seen trying to suckle from her gigantic new mum.

The two animals live together on a huge 20-acre farm in Hoerstel, Germany, where Katjinga's owners Roland Adam, 54, and his wife Edit, 44, a bank worker, keep a pair of breeding Vietnamese pigs.

Nose place like home: The baby piglet nuzzles up to its new mum

Property developer Roland found the weak and struggling piglet after she was abandoned by the rest of her family one evening after she was born.
He said: "The pigs run wild on our land and the sow had given birth to a litter of five in our forest. I found Paulinchen all alone and when I lifted her up she was really cold."

Feeding time: Piglet's new canine mother has no problem providing milk for the youngster

"I felt sure some local foxes would have taken the little pig that very night so I took it into my house and gave her to Katjinga.
"She had just finished with a litter of her own, who are now 10 months, so I thought there was a chance she might take on the duties of looking after her.
"Katjinga is the best mother you can imagine. She immediately fell in love with the piggy. Straight away she started to clean it like it was one of her own puppies.
"Days later she started lactating again and giving milk for the piggy. She obviously regards it now as her own baby."
Mum of the year? Quite possibly.

【Have your husband or son to read this one.】

可以給妳老公看，以後妳也可以跟妳兒子這麼說.......
寫的真好喔！

曾在廣播裡聽到，當孩子頂嘴甚至步入叛逆期時的因應之道，做媽媽的總是嘮叨 。

有一次已經高中的兒子不耐煩的頂了母親，母親氣得半死。
做父親的便約兒子一起出門散步。

兩人走了好久，父親一路上不發一語，兒子納悶。
一直到要進家門口時 。
父親拍拍兒子的肩膀，以男人對男人的語氣說：『等一下進去時 ,給我女人一點面子！』

兒子驚訝於老爸用哥兒們的語氣對他說話，並因男人跟男人之間的義氣，從此對母親畢恭畢敬的。

所以，有的時候，父親這個角色還是頗重要的！

當我的小孩頂撞我時，我想告訴他，下列的事任選一樣，做到後，才有頂撞的權利：

01. 連續3個月每吃完一餐就須催吐 (孕吐)
02. 乳頭被別人吸到破皮達一個月 (餵奶)
03. 肚子塞一顆籃球達 10 個月 (懷孕)
04. 接受皮鞭抽打達 48小時 (生小孩)
05. 10個月不能喝冰水、咖啡、茶
06. 5個月睡覺不能翻身
07. 10個月不能出遊遠行，不能跑跳
08. 10個月不能生病，要不，生病不能吃藥
09. 至育嬰室把屎把尿一個月
10. 晚上睡覺每二個小時起床一次，清醒30分鐘達一個月

寫完上述 10項，我覺得當娘的真不是人幹的。

想起一個高中同學他說：「有一次頂撞母親，父親把他從椅子上踹下來，斥責他：『你媽是我捧在手心的寶，我呵護她，照顧她，對她輕聲細語，你憑什麼對他大小聲！』」
我的同學再也不敢頂撞母親了。

好感動，尤其是最後一句是經典。
男人們丫！
如果你們真的愛、疼你老婆（女朋友）記得這句話就夠了！
老婆是拿來疼的，所以千錯萬錯都是自己的錯，不服氣嗎？
誰叫是你當初猛追人家的嘛！

當媽的如果聽到老公士這麼說的，應該會很高興吧！
男人要多學著點喔！

【The Dying Priest】

In Washington , D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital and was well known among the elected officials.

One day he feels his time of dead is near.  He motions for his nurse to come near.

"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

"I would really like to see President Obama and Speaker Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest.

" I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse.

While they were going to the hospital, Obama commented to Pelosi, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected."
Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in his right hand and Pelosi's hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally President Obama spoke.. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen", said Obama.

"Amen", said Pelosi.

The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; would like to do the same."

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