“Bitch”

“Which leg do you want me to break”

只有Madonna才可以把這樣的話在歌曲裡面唱到很到位。不是因為她歌藝好或是演技好。只是因為你真的覺得她是這樣的人。

這首歌在Erotica專輯裡面其實是有一點突兀的。只是一般的流行舞曲，編曲也沒有甚麼特別的地方。內容更與情色無關。說的難聽一點，只是一首潑婦罵街的歌、女人戰爭的歌。跟Madonna一般比較強調的Girl Power或是女性自覺有一點背道而馳的感覺。但是同時間，或許每個女生一生當中總會直接或間接的碰過那種專門搶別人老公或是男朋友的女姓友人。所以歌詞中大剌剌的去韃伐女生的公敵，應該會得到不少的共鳴吧。

這首歌的歌詞一樣相當的淺顯易懂。但是卻也寫的相當生動有趣。

“Here she comes little miss

Thinks she can have his child

Well anybody can do it”

我覺得這句話真是正中紅心。這樣的劇碼，我們在電視上都看過千百萬次吧。的確，除了少數因為生理上的原因，不容易依法泡製之外，所謂的”我有了他的小孩”這句話其實有甚麼了不起呢？其他千千萬萬的女生也可以啊。所以不要得意當了一個bitch。因為每個人都可以做的到。需要的不過是一點的不要臉。每個bitch都當了解，不要臉不是一件難事。當一個bitch過度的白目，那可是需要付出代價的。

“You’re a thief of hearts

And now you’ll have to pay

Which leg do you want me to break”

或許不會真的有人打斷你的腿，但是想想這樣的後果，是不是有一點驚心動魄呢？

歌詞

Thief of Hearts

Bitch!

You’re a thief of hearts

And now you’ll have to pay

How many licks does it Take care

You’re a thief of hearts

And now you’ll have to pay

Which leg do you want me to break

You’ll e sorry

Here she comes

Little miss thinks she can have what she wants

In a blink of an eye

Here she comes

Acts like she’s your best friend

Then you turn your back

And she’s off with your guy

She’s a thief of hearts

What will happen to the thief of hearts

What’s done is a crime

She’s a thief of hearts

No one ever takes what’s mine

And get away with it

Not this time

Here she comes acting all dejected

So you give advice and she gives you her poison

Here she comes little miss black widow

First she spins her web

And she’s stealing your boyfriend

She’s a thief of hearts

What will happen to the thief of hearts

What’s she done is a crime

Someone please arrest her

No one ever takes what’s mine

Thief of hearts – Bitch!

You’ll do it, you’ll take it

You’ll screw it, you’ll fake it

Undo it, you’ll break it

You’re over, you can’t take it

You’ll screw it, you’ll fake it

Undo it, you’ll break it

You’re over, you can’t take it

You can’t take it

Not what’s mine

I could break you

‘cause what you’ve done is a crime, bitch

He’s mine

Here she comes little miss thinks she can have his child

Well anybody can do it

Here she comes little Susie Ho-Maker

Thinks she’ll get respect if she screws it

She’s a thief of hearts

Someone please arrest her

She’s a thief of hearts

No one ever takes what’s mine

Thief of hearts – Bitch

You’ll do it, you’ll take it

You’ll screw it, you’ll fake it

Undo it, you’ll break it

You’re over, you can’t take it

You’ll screw it, you’ll fake it

Undo it, you’ll break it

You’re over, you can’t take it

You can’t take it

Not what’s mine

You’ll be sorry

‘cause what you’ve done is a crime

She’s a thief of hearts

What will happen to the thief of hearts

What she’s done is a crime

She’s a thief of hearts

Someone please arrest her

She’s a thief of hearts

No one ever takes what’s mine

She’s thief of hearts

What will happen to the thief of hearts

What she’s done is a crime

She’s a thief of hearts

Some one please arrest her

No one ever takes what’s mine

You’re a thief of hearts

And now you’ll have to pay

How many licks does it take

You’re a thief of hearts

Now you’ll have to pay

Which leg do you want me to break

Stop Bitch!

Now sit your ass down!