Monday morning...need double espresso, and a joke to start with...

”Daddy? How did I come into this world?”
”Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you anyway.”
”So why not today? Please!
”OK, but listen carefully.”
”Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,

nine months later we ended up with a virus.”



週一早上...正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...

「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」