This is interesting, reasons alcohol should be served at work

--incentive to show up
--reduces stress
--leads to more honest communication
--encourages carpooling
--employees work later since there's no need to rush to the bar
--salary negotiations are more profitable
--it makes other workers more attractive
--eliminates vacations because employees want to come to work
--burping doesn't seem inappropriate-just funny
--increases overall job satisfaction because now if your job sucks you don't care