《情書》（資料來源：Newsgroups: starforum.talk.joke）

從前有個男孩深愛一個女孩，但是女孩的爸爸反對，並希望他們的愛情就此結束．．．於是男孩寫了一封情書給女孩，讓她知道他依然深愛著她，但男孩知道信一定會被女孩的爸爸先拆閱．．．所以他想到了一個辦法！！！

The great love that I have for you　　　　　 　我對妳的深愛
is gone, and I find my dislike for you　　　　　已不再,並且發現我對妳的憎惡卻
grows every day.　 When I see you,　　　　　與日俱增. 每當看著妳
I do not even like your face; 　　　　　　　　我一點也不喜歡妳的長相
the one thing that I want to do is to　　 　 　 　我很想做的一件事就是
look at other girls.　I never wanted to 　 　　　瞧瞧別的女孩. 我從未想過要
marry you.　 Our last conversation　　 　　　 娶妳為妻. 我們的最後一次約會
was very boring and has not 　　　　　　　　是那麼的無聊 而且並未
made me look forward to seeing you again.　 　讓我期待與妳的再次相會
You think only of yourself. 　　　　　　　 　 妳只想到妳自己
If we were married, I know that I would find　　如果我們結婚,我相信我一定會感受到
life very difficult, and I would have no　　　　生活是如此地難過 , 而且沒有任何
pleasure in living with you. I have a heart　　　和妳共同生活的愉悅,我想把我的心
to give, but it is not something that　 　 　　 　奉獻出 , 但這顆心可絕對不是
I want to give to you.　 No one is more 　 　　 獻給妳 , 沒有人比妳更
foolish and selfish than you, and you are not　　愚蠢和自私 , 妳也絲毫不
able to care for me and help me. 　　 　　　 　能關心我和幫助我
I sincerely want you to understand that 　　　　我懇切地冀望妳瞭解
I speak the truth. You will do me a favor　 　 　我句句發自肺腑 , 我相信妳能幫我個忙也就是
if you think this the end. Do not try　　 　　 　如果你也認為該是分手的時候了,就別嘗試去
to answer this.　 Your letters are full of 　　 　 求證我所說的這一切 , 妳的來信中充滿著
things that do not interest me.　 You have no 　令我意興索然的物事 , 妳了無
true love for me.　 Good-bye! Believe me,　　 對我真摯的愛 . 別了!請相信我
I do not care for you.　Please do not think that　我的心已不在妳身上.請別再當作
I am still your boyfriend. 　　　　　　　　　 我依然是你的情郎

嘿嘿！夠恩斷義絕吧！ 不過男孩跟女孩約定只看單數行．．．1.3.5.7.9.11.13... SO...各位..回頭再看一遍吧....纏綿悱惻喔.....