拍馬屁.
這檔事大家應該都不陌生.
這樣說吧!
在台灣不管你是誰,
出社會必學的第一招,
就是--拍馬屁!

偏偏,
我這個人天生反骨,
噁心八啦的話,
我不會講,
更別說是,
去說一些違心之論,
有人說:
一個人一生能說幾句話是固定的,
講完了.命也終了.
如果是這樣,
為什麼要把生命浪費在鬼扯上呢?

而我也不喜歡,
別人拍我的馬屁,
基本上,
我一律將馬屁精,
歸為同一種人,
不是對我有企圖,
就是有非份之想..

今天早上收到一封mail,
一開頭,
就開始拍馬屁..
一陣不祥的預感直逼心頭..
果然...

Dear XXX:

How are you ?
Still busy on studying, business trip ?
I am so very impression of your talent & intelligent !
Someone who could obtain your heart must be a lucky person.
(看到這裡我都快吐了!!)

By the way, regarding to our factory request of spare parts, 1 have forwarded this request to our factory manager to accept his approval but, meanwhile his approval could you give me a favor ?

Refer to your Proforma Invoice No.XXXX, I have revised the price list & item need as on the attachment file.
For the increasing value i need your help to transfer to my account. If possible, i will process it & appreciate you
very much.

看吧!
我的預感果然沒錯!
來自印度的...
brown noser..
我的回答.
" Never even think about it!!!"