2005-01-07 12:57:42炎黃子孫
一位前檯小姐的8級英語
昨天來了個老外,進到辦公室,前檯小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閒,就面帶微笑的說:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前檯小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前檯小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english? ”
前檯小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前檯小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前檯小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
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老外:“hi.”
前檯小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak english?”
前檯小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak english? ”
前檯小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前檯小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外:“i want to speak to your head.”
前檯小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
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靠~真像我阿公家菲傭講台語的樣子
媽阿笑死我了.....XD