各位= ˇ=

英文電影即將開始!

請各位回到座位上靜靜欣賞 ..

別忘了把爆米花拿出來吃

Wu! Ha!

文法不對請見諒

因為這是玩玩的 ..

(電影要開始了，但是 ..請記住 兩位都是女的)

梅: Do you love me ?

B :YES/I do .
About you ?
Who is your love?

梅:Sure/Is you .
I love you . ((我不是T

B :-ˇ-I am so happy .
Because / We are the world .
We are the children .

梅:You love chicken ?!

Oh/You are not love me ˊˋ

B :Because/It is so delicion.(注 :美味)

梅:Are you love Jay Long <扯到別人了 ..

B :No/I am not .
But/Ilove-ˇ- You/Guava/Mr.P...

梅:Mr.P?No/He is uglyˋˊ+ <扯到醜陋了 ..

B :Why not? He is so handsome.

梅:Is he handsome ?
No/Your eyes are bad!

B :Do you see Mr.P?!

梅:I do not want-x-

B :Why not?
He is handsome.
And he is very friendly.

梅:Shut up!ˋˊ+
No/Oh no!
You cannot love him.

B :OK/OK= ˇ=

梅:No/he is not friendly !
Are you love me ?-x-?

B :Of course(xDDDDD+laught)<注:大笑>

梅:lucky-ˇ-/Am I your first love ?!

B :Maybe ..Yes.
Just do it! <<開始胡扯

梅:NO/But/Now
I am a girl/You are boy/Or /I am a boy/You are a girl ?/
Or girl and boy together ?

B :I do not know/
Once a "ㄆㄥ" a time ...
I am a father/And you is a mother/But..one day /
I am a wife/And you is a husband

梅:OK(now)/Are we girl and boy together? <<雌雄同體>>
Like 蚯蚓? <注:像>

B :So yuck ?
Maybe you are right.

梅:I think so.

B :Oh my god˙口˙

梅:-x-What?

B :What do you say ?<蛤?哩公啥?>
Are you (吃錯藥)?

梅:No/I am not crazyˊˋ

B :I am smart-口+-

梅:Me too= ˇ=
But/You are not smartxDDDDD

B :No!/No!/No!
I cannot believeˋˊ

梅:Ha!/Ha!/Ha!

摁亨 ..

電影結束了!!/好看嘛?

請現場把你的爆米花給吃完=口=

因為要清場xDDDDDDD

請離開座位

我們要清場了!!!!

後會有期 !