這四個人的表情:
兩個超乖寶寶很認真在想送修高跟鞋的可能
說話的人很嚴肅的回答
然後又很心虛的換話題
那個老師兼師婆變成閱聽眾
看著這三人在演 Samuel Beckett 的戲！

可是我看到YV寫
你拿高跟鞋去修了
我也是笑到歪掉ㄟ

D跟C平常是乖寶寶啊
雖然後來有被我帶壞一點點
但級數還不夠高

我真的有「從學校寄到學校」的紀錄呀！

我真的沒聽過妳耍白目呀! 我們動口說話的時候不是討論哪一枝筆好寫就是在幫做心理諮商。

上一則的標題竟然被截斷，討厭!

有一天我上課講到我和台長的筆友關係，台下露出茫然的神情，情急之下我撂下一句:”唉呦!你們不懂啦”然後落得全班大笑...

還有人問我: LV，你從學校寄信寄到學校嗎?

想像力能不能再豐富一點呢?

是台長引導我來的，我這不就來了嗎?

原來我跟Joyce有這樣的關聯。(今天可愛的牛秘書還突然迸出一句:LV原來你也是傳製社的，我也是耶!就這樣我又跟牛秘書多了一層關係。)

我還是不太懂我說那句話”我的高跟鞋昨天拿去修了”究竟引發台長怎樣的感覺?為什麼台長覺得很驚異呢?因為我沒有乖乖地回答問題嗎?還是我欺瞞的太順口了呢?(當時D和C好像聽不出我的搞笑)。

我就是買重書達人
後天要拿一些買重複的書捐到攬翠小筑去

唉呀呀
我最近是怎麼了
不僅僅上學迷路
還有本書買重複了

驗證碼真的可以卜盃了!

好! 那我就先去找那個 914 綠繡眼！

有一天.... 可愛的 Debby 和 Cindy 「第二次」看到 914 綠繡眼，很狐疑的說：「上次看到老師好像比較高。」
914 綠繡眼的第一個反應居然是回答「我的高跟鞋昨天拿去修了！」

認識914 綠繡眼 (a.k.a. Professor LV )十四年，第一次親耳聽她在我面前這樣說話。(不過話說我倆是長年的『筆友』，面對面『說話』的機會本來就不多......)

好啊好啊
現在成員兩名
你快去找我們的白目多胞胎

驗證碼是914ㄟ
...Joyce

明年我們來成立【白目文學】讀書會！
光是 Louis Sachar 和 Roald Dahl 就可以瘋狂的樂一整年了。

and one day
if you pass the classroom
see a lot of apples on tables
dont forget to save us

I believe that I went to the
19th floor last morning

I know why you got lost. I SOMETIMES got lost in our school too.

The reason:

Green Valley School Is Getting A Little Stranger.

I AM THE stranger.

Anyway, don’t you think they had been more free in expressing themselves this week?

I will show you Amelia Bedelia next time. Hahahahaha!!!! She is a GENIUS, like you, and like Free. (Free can also have a new nickname: Fremelia Gedelia. Ok! Ok! You want me to have a new nickname too! To be fair, of course. Then it’s Yemelia Hudelia.)

haha why

I almost forget to tell you
I got lost today when I went to school
Can you believe that
a senior student can get lost!!!

I cant wait to see that books.
Did I talk too much and make strangers feel
too scared to speak??

Next time I will stare at you and
let you have security!!

I tried not to look into the strangers’ eyes, and I survived.

No, not in the shiny book. Two gorgeous picture books. I will show them to you, especially the second one: Amelia Bedelia!

(I think you should have a new nick-name: Jomelia Lodelia.)

Is that in the shiny book?
It seems like you can take care of yourself
around strangers without me!!

I think they were trying to kill each other. I don’t know what is in others’ brains.

Hey, we had two great picture books to explain ”justice in folk literature” and ”appealing to the ear.”
1. Rumpelstilskin illustrated by Zelingsky and AMELIA BEDELIA, which is super funny, like Sachar’s works!

想說
開車這麼慢的人
還開車幹麻
好比說...我
前幾天開到學校
才發現我開車這麼慢