畢業公演又來了!
又要寫感言!
可是沒有當年和眾小偷廝混的時間
自然寫不出廝混感言!
只好抓喬叟作品作文章
觀眾當然看不懂!
我們自己懂就好了!
自己大概也沒有很多人懂!
我自己一個人懂就好了!
各位也懂吧?!
我們把喬叟的粗俗部分都改掉了....
妳就罵我太保守好了!


MARK but this play, and mark in this,
How nerdy that which thou deniest me is;
It touched me first, and now touches thee,
And in this play our two views mingled be.
Thou know’st that these cannot be prime:
Violence, horror, cruelty, or crime;
Profanity, sex, or blasphemy.
In Chaucer’s day, the tales were merely ranked G, G, G!
But in our time, we ought to change their sheen
Or they will be (as you might expect) ranked NC-seventeen!
And this (Alas!) is more than we would do.
Indeed! It’s more than we would do.

Advisor: Dr. Yvette H----