2006-11-23 11:14:22YV
坎特柏里故事文雅版
畢業公演又要開始了！
今年要演《坎特柏里故事集》，因為顧及演員的父母心臟狀況，將「特粗俗」的〈磨坊主人的故事〉改了結局。
Alison 和寄住的牛津學生John偷情，騙木匠丈夫Nicholas學諾亞造木桶躲大洪水，並囑附他聽到有人喊「大水來了」才可以將懸掛的大桶剪下漂流。鄰人Abasalom覬覦Alison美色，這一晚帶著琴搞浪漫，要來乞討一個吻。
我台的「叛逆小子」是編劇，建議改吃腳丫丫，將「親屁屁」的景改掉。
以下是 YV 改動結局的小小貢獻：
Alison:
（murmuring）
This Absalom is way too far.
I want to teach him a lesson!!
Absalom:
Oh! How I miss your eyes.
Those twinkling bright eyes,
Like stars twinkling in the sky.
How I miss your lips,
Sweet as the lovely rose.
How I want to kiss your THIS and your THAT!!!
Alison:
Oh my secret admirer
Come. Come up to me now.
I will make your wishes granted!
（turning towards Nicholas）
How I want to show him my dandy dainty little toes,
With my socks on, of course!!!
Absalom:
My beauty, my love, my dream, my heart!!
（kiss）
Eh? （paused; hesitated）
Why it tastes like bacon and sausage…?
Rather…fried fish in the pan…nine years old!!
（opened his eyes）
Oh my god!
Yuck! （detested）
These are the S-O-C-Ks Alison left me! （shameful）
Awful! That filthy witch!!
Now it’s to avenge my enemy!!!
【Action: He went back to get a heated iron bar.】
Absalom:
（speaking to the audience）
This is what I can do to soothe my shame!
（with a fake face）
My dear Alison beauty, my heart, my love.
I did love your kiss, no matter what it was.
Can you show yourself again and give me another?
I am dying for it.
Alison:
（pondering）
What an IDIOT!
Okay.
Now let me do you another favor.
（Fake voice）
I will make your wishes granted!
And here are my rosy lips and my heavenly eyes!!!
【Action: Nicholas raised his foot too, with his socks on, whereas Absalom raised the iron bar.】
Nicholas:
Oh! My toes!
Water!
Water!
W-A-T-E-R!!!!
I say water!!!
John:
（from the tub）
Oh! Water! The Floods come!
Yes! Yes!
Don’t panic!
Don’t panic!
Don’t panic!
（He cut down his tub.）
有沒有看出一點《史瑞克》的味道?
今年要演《坎特柏里故事集》，因為顧及演員的父母心臟狀況，將「特粗俗」的〈磨坊主人的故事〉改了結局。
Alison 和寄住的牛津學生John偷情，騙木匠丈夫Nicholas學諾亞造木桶躲大洪水，並囑附他聽到有人喊「大水來了」才可以將懸掛的大桶剪下漂流。鄰人Abasalom覬覦Alison美色，這一晚帶著琴搞浪漫，要來乞討一個吻。
我台的「叛逆小子」是編劇，建議改吃腳丫丫，將「親屁屁」的景改掉。
以下是 YV 改動結局的小小貢獻：
Alison:
（murmuring）
This Absalom is way too far.
I want to teach him a lesson!!
Absalom:
Oh! How I miss your eyes.
Those twinkling bright eyes,
Like stars twinkling in the sky.
How I miss your lips,
Sweet as the lovely rose.
How I want to kiss your THIS and your THAT!!!
Alison:
Oh my secret admirer
Come. Come up to me now.
I will make your wishes granted!
（turning towards Nicholas）
How I want to show him my dandy dainty little toes,
With my socks on, of course!!!
Absalom:
My beauty, my love, my dream, my heart!!
（kiss）
Eh? （paused; hesitated）
Why it tastes like bacon and sausage…?
Rather…fried fish in the pan…nine years old!!
（opened his eyes）
Oh my god!
Yuck! （detested）
These are the S-O-C-Ks Alison left me! （shameful）
Awful! That filthy witch!!
Now it’s to avenge my enemy!!!
【Action: He went back to get a heated iron bar.】
Absalom:
（speaking to the audience）
This is what I can do to soothe my shame!
（with a fake face）
My dear Alison beauty, my heart, my love.
I did love your kiss, no matter what it was.
Can you show yourself again and give me another?
I am dying for it.
Alison:
（pondering）
What an IDIOT!
Okay.
Now let me do you another favor.
（Fake voice）
I will make your wishes granted!
And here are my rosy lips and my heavenly eyes!!!
【Action: Nicholas raised his foot too, with his socks on, whereas Absalom raised the iron bar.】
Nicholas:
Oh! My toes!
Water!
Water!
W-A-T-E-R!!!!
I say water!!!
John:
（from the tub）
Oh! Water! The Floods come!
Yes! Yes!
Don’t panic!
Don’t panic!
Don’t panic!
（He cut down his tub.）
有沒有看出一點《史瑞克》的味道?