最偉大的和最微小的
導 遊:你們知道世界上最重要的橋樑是哪一座?
遊客甲:舊金山的金門大橋.
導 遊:不!世界上最重要的橋樑是,世界各國人民之間的相互理解和友誼的橋樑
遊客甲:好極了!
遊客乙:那麼世界上最小的橋是甚麼?
導 遊:盆景裡的小橋嗎?
遊客甲:那當然很小,但他仍不是最小的.
導 遊:那它是甚麼呢?
遊客甲(指著自己的鼻子):是鼻樑.
遊客乙”好!你們兩人的謎語不錯,我也給你們說一個.世界上最小的房間是甚麼?
導遊說:我朋友家的洗手間.
遊客乙:不!答案是蘑菇.
The greatest and the smallest
Tour guide: Do you
know which one is the most important bridge in the world?
The tourist 1: The
Golden Gate Bridge in
Tour guide: No, the
most important bridge is the bridge of mutual understanding and friendship
between different peoples in the world.
The tourist 1: That’s
great!
He tourist 2:
then, what is the smallest bridge in the world?
Tour guide: A tiny
bridge set on a miniature landscape.
The tourist 2: That
is certainly very small. But it’s not the smallest one.
Tour guide: What’s
that, though?
The tourist 1:(point
at his nose)It’s the bridge of nose.
The tourist 2:OK.You
both had good ones. Let me get you another one. What’s the smallest room in the
world?
Tour guide: The
washroom in my friend’s home.
The tourist2: No,
the answer is a mushroom.
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