導  遊:你們知道世界上最重要的橋樑是哪一座?

遊客甲:舊金山的金門大橋.

導  遊:不!世界上最重要的橋樑是,世界各國人民之間的相互理解和友誼的橋樑

遊客甲:好極了!

遊客乙:那麼世界上最小的橋是甚麼?

導  遊:盆景裡的小橋嗎?

遊客甲:那當然很小,但他仍不是最小的.

導  遊:那它是甚麼呢?

遊客甲(指著自己的鼻子):是鼻樑.

遊客乙”好!你們兩人的謎語不錯,我也給你們說一個.世界上最小的房間是甚麼?

導遊說:我朋友家的洗手間.

遊客乙:不!答案是蘑菇.

The greatest and the smallest

Tour guide: Do you know which one is the most important bridge in the world?

The tourist 1: The Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

Tour guide: No, the most important bridge is the bridge of mutual understanding and friendship between different peoples in the world.

The tourist 1: That’s great!

He tourist 2: then, what is the smallest bridge in the world?

Tour guide: A tiny bridge set on a miniature landscape.

The tourist 2: That is certainly very small. But it’s not the smallest one.

Tour guide: What’s that, though?

The tourist 1:(point at his nose)It’s the bridge of nose.

The tourist 2:OK.You both had good ones. Let me get you another one. What’s the smallest room in the world?

Tour guide: The washroom in my friend’s home.

The tourist2: No, the answer is a mushroom.