親愛的笨蛋 :

你是世界公認全球第一大笨蛋

走路每步踩到屎,喝湯湯裡有蟑螂

吃飯 飯裡有便便,喝水喝到蒼蠅

寄信寄到火星去,考試全部烤焦焦

哇! oo  你笨到說也說不完

                        寫也寫不完

                        想也想不完

最後祝你

                       越笨越開心

                       越笨越快活

      笨笨........................笨笨笨...................

                                                                                         聰明先生

                                                                                                                 屑上

                                                                                         請笨蛋先生

                                                                                                                 噗下

這是無聊的阿弟寫給他姐......................有夠無聊......