Most of my friends who know me well have at least got mad at me for once. The reason? I was too rude to them. Why was I rude? Let me explain.

For people who are smart, they can always handle many things at the same time. Tiny things as phone calls, emails, radio at the same time, or things like love relationships, diet, work and so on. But for retarded people like me, I can ONLY handle things ONE AT A TIME. If you give me an extra thing to do, it’s very likely that 99% of the time I will screw something up. And out of those mistakes, it’s ALWAYS my attitude or reply to my friends or colleagues which went wrong. I will not smile, or will plainly reject the request, or just forget about the request entirely. So the result is, people take me too seriously and believe it’s my attitude problem.

So they will all think, " what’s wrong with this bitch? She was so nice to me yesterday but became so rude all of a sudden. Maybe it’s just her character."

Let me confess: I am not as bad as you think. The truth is: I am not as smart as you think as well.