1. You see farther, but you pee closer.（越看越遠，越尿越近。）

2. You get dozed off while you sit, but you become insomniac while you are in bed.（坐著打瞌睡，躺下睡不著。）

3. You cannot forget bygones, but you don’t remember fresh things.（往事忘不掉，新事記不住）

4. you still generate ideas up in your brain, but somehow it becomes unmanageable down between your legs.（上面有想法，下面沒辦法。）And a worst-case scenario is （更糟的是…）

5. You used to be hardened while you were waiting, but now you have to wait for hard-on.（以前硬著等，現在等著硬！）

在大醫院的晨會時，有時候是廠商來介紹推銷產品。然後絕大多數會附上餐點…

然後就會有醫學國考的醫學倫理這樣出題，問道產品發表會的晨會由廠商提供早點正確與否…

有時候得昧著良心作答才能在醫界生存下去…

或許這在台灣是常態也說不定…

這是有回廠商資料上面所寫的幾句話

有小小的笑點…

在此也提醒大家一下…