Can I be your friend?

I guess I cant.
Im not Jin,
who can watch you making out with other girls.
who can put you and your girl on the guestlist of Soho House.
who can hook you up with other asian hot chicks.
who loves you to death, and yet willing to do these things, but u never knew, or never bothered to know...........

Do I wanna be your friend?

I guess I do.
Cuz u r funny as hell, sweet as hell, cool as hell, stylish as hell.
I guess I dont.
Cuz u r evil as hell too.......

Should I be your friend?

I guess I shouldnt.
But if I were a little bit that rational, I wouldnt face the dilemma now.......