澳洲墨爾本地鐵公司(Metro Trains Melbourne)的安全宣導短片

Set fire to your hair

讓頭髮燒起來

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

(v. 戳、捅、插)

(adj.灰白頭髮的；n.北美洲灰熊)

用棍子戳一隻灰熊

Eat medicine that's out of date

(過時的、陳舊的、老掉牙的)

吃了早就過期的藥

Use your private parts as piranha bait

(n. 食人魚)

用私處當餌釣食人魚

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Get your toast out with a fork

用叉子拿烤麵包機的土司

Do your own electrical work

自己動手修理電器

Teach yourself how to fly

自己學怎麼開飛機

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

吃了過期兩個禮拜沒放冰箱的派

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Invite a psycho killer inside

邀請變態殺人魔進屋子裡

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

(n.[商]商標、牌子、烙印；〈比喻〉汙名、恥辱；燃燒著的木頭；

 vt.污辱；銘刻于、打烙印於、加商標於)

刮花毒販的新車

Take your helmet off in outer space

(n.太空、外太空)

在外太空掀開頭盔

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

用乾衣機當藏身處

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

(n.響尾蛇)

養響尾蛇當寵物

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

上網賣了兩顆腎臟

Eat a tube of superglue

吃掉一條強力膠

I wonder what's this red button do?

這個紅按鈕是做什麼用的？

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Dumb ways to die

笨笨的死法

So many dumb ways to die

好多笨笨的死法

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

(n. 麋鹿)

在狩獵季節打扮得像頭麋鹿

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

(n. 窩、巢；一群)

(n. 黃蜂；易動怒的人)

沒事惹毛一窩黃蜂

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

站在火車站月臺的邊緣

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

(防護柵欄)

(在平交路口)

柵欄放下時開車穿越平交道

Run cross the tracks between the platforms

(n.小路、小道；痕跡、蹤跡；軌道、音軌；方針、路線；

 vt.跟蹤、監看、監測、追蹤；

 vi.沿著軌道前進、沿著一條路走；位於一佇列中)

穿越月臺間的鐵軌

They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

這些可能不押韻但都有可能會發生

Dumbest ways to die*3

最笨的死法*3

So many dumb

如此多種

So many dumb ways to die

如此多種笨笨的死法

Be Safe Around Trains

A Message From Metro (n.地下鐵路)